Get more patients from Google Maps.
Google shows three practices first. They get the calls. We make your listing one of them and keep it there, every week.
First 10 practices only. Then £299 a month.
They type what they need.
Google shows three practices. Everyone else is invisible.
A patient searches on their phone, sees three practices on a map, and rings one. If you are not one of the three, that patient just went to the practice down the road.
Here is what you get, every week
Your listing fixed
Every category, treatment and opening hour filled in, so Google shows you for what you do.
Every review answered, safely
Never confirms anyone is a patient. Never names a treatment.
A post every week, within the rules
No “best”, no “painless”, no promises. You approve each one.
Your rank measured
Every treatment, every week, street by street. You watch it move.
Not sure? See it for yourself.
Type your practice name. In 30 seconds you will see how many people near you are searching, where you rank for each treatment, and which practices are getting those patients instead. Free.
- 1Find
- 2Confirm
- 3Results
We measure your rank street by street
First outside your own door, nowhere two streets away. We check from 25 spots across your town, every week, so you see the whole picture.
£99 a month. First 10 practices only.
The dental plan is £299 a month. The first 10 practices that join get it for £99 a month, for as long as they stay.
Founding practice price
£99
a month, for as long as you stay
The dental plan is £299 a month.
All 10 founding places are still open.
Start for £99 a monthCancel any time. Your profile stays yours.
In the dental plan
- Your profile scored, and every missing category, treatment and field filled in
- Every review answered, without confirming anybody is a patient
- A post a week, checked against dental advertising rules, approved by you
- Where you rank for each treatment, measured street by street, every week
- A monthly report in plain English, with the practices above you named
No setup fee and no contract. Artificial Ignorance Ltd does the work; you approve what goes on your profile.
A founding price, not a discount: nobody has paid £299 yet, and the eleventh practice will. Artificial Ignorance Ltd has no dental clients yet, so there are no testimonials on this page. Check your practice above and judge for yourself.
Questions practices ask
Can you reply to reviews without breaching patient confidentiality?
Yes. A reply never confirms the reviewer is a patient and never names a treatment, even if they did. A one or two star review always waits for a person, and asks them to contact the practice manager directly.
Will the posts get us into trouble with the GDC?
Every post is checked for the words that cause trouble: best, leading, painless, guaranteed, cheapest, number one. One that uses them is not shown to you. Nothing goes out until you approve it.
Do you need our Google password?
No. You connect through Google's own sign-in, which lets Artificial Ignorance Ltd manage the listing and nothing else. You can take that back at any time, and the listing stays yours.
We are an NHS practice. Is this for us?
Yes. The listing is where private work comes from, and one that says plainly whether your NHS list is open stops the phone being tied up with calls you cannot help.
How soon will anything change?
Google re-reads a listing within days of a change. Positions move over weeks, not hours, and depend on who else is nearby. We measure yours every week, so you watch it rather than take our word.
Can we cancel?
At any time. Access runs to the end of the period already paid for, and nothing on your Google listing is taken away when you go.
Stop losing patients to the practice down the road.
£99 a month. Cancel any time. Your listing stays yours.